pretty much the best plot summary of LOST: seasons 2-5

March 2, 2009

“Ben is bad. Ben is good. Ben is lying, he’s not lying, he is lying, he’s always lying (except when he’s not). Widmore is bad. Widmore is very bad. But wait, Widmore is good. Ben tries to kill John Locke, Ben doesn’t want John Locke to die, Ben kills John Locke, John Locke is alive. Three planes have crashed onto an island no one can see. John Locke believes everyone, even after they lie, and Jack can’t believe anything, ever, no matter what.”

followed by their personal review of the show:

“I am going to rape this show in the fucking face if it doesn’t clear some things up. “

kittenpants – via videogum.com

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One Response to “pretty much the best plot summary of LOST: seasons 2-5”

  1. custommade5 said

    haha funny

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